<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017</id><updated>2012-02-16T05:36:23.871-08:00</updated><category term='-'/><title type='text'>this space for sublet</title><subtitle type='html'>I'll start being nice when everyone else stops being stupid.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>500</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2104266192417410131</id><published>2011-06-27T19:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-27T19:09:52.095-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Pirate!</title><summary type='text'>A giant lego pirate, with real lego minifig at his feet for scale.  This one wasn't from the Creative Park but from Ninjatoes.Goe, giving the pirate away.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2104266192417410131/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2104266192417410131&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2104266192417410131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2104266192417410131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2011/06/pirate.html' title='A Pirate!'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pHbLA0yC8yY/Tgk3DfoKZAI/AAAAAAAABDI/AzN7YqyBoZc/s72-c/258150_225839410772176_100000383561091_696619_7774195_o.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7080752185287279321</id><published>2011-05-05T09:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-05-05T09:32:23.021-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bridal Bear</title><summary type='text'>From this space for subletfinishedHearts in her eyes.From this space for subletThe frilly back.Goe, sleepy...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7080752185287279321/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7080752185287279321&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7080752185287279321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7080752185287279321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2011/05/bridal-bear.html' title='Bridal Bear'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/TcLO_NSGIDI/AAAAAAAABCI/ErN232M6FSc/s72-c/DSC02634.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-5800498918098475826</id><published>2011-03-28T18:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-28T18:19:22.898-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>From art 2011Greater Pied Kingfisher, although only pumpkin is really greater pied.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/5800498918098475826/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=5800498918098475826&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5800498918098475826'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5800498918098475826'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2011/03/from-art-2011-greater-pied-kingfisher.html' title=''/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/TZEyA5z0BLI/AAAAAAAABBE/1uTLYOIE1-8/s72-c/DSC02615.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2739360504833796886</id><published>2011-01-16T16:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-16T16:24:31.619-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Beagle</title><summary type='text'>Kitty with a beagle (for a departing coworker)(9 pages)From this space for sublet</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/TTOK-eg18oI/AAAAAAAABAE/8bdXt_R_XQU/s72-c/DSC02550.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-5691876536282224080</id><published>2011-01-16T16:13:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-16T16:23:39.956-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>From this space for subletKitty with a raccoon (1 page)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/5691876536282224080/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=5691876536282224080&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5691876536282224080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5691876536282224080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2011/01/kitty-with-raccoon-1-page.html' title=''/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/TTOJxVjnG9I/AAAAAAAAA_0/VVc0qbXoZTk/s72-c/DSC02554.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7569091750827860130</id><published>2010-12-12T15:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-12-12T15:49:31.986-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>red-eyed demon bunny.  one piece of paper.  i dont know why they made his eyes red.Goe, making stuff</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7569091750827860130/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7569091750827860130&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7569091750827860130'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7569091750827860130'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2010/12/red-eyed-demon-bunny.html' title=''/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/TQVfa1WWnTI/AAAAAAAAA_A/wjxECXQHoo8/s72-c/DSC02511.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-1535066851809470640</id><published>2010-08-04T21:23:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-04T21:33:43.521-07:00</updated><title type='text'>the giraffe resumed.</title><summary type='text'>From this space for subletshoulders are a bit tricky to put together, made more complex by the need for the chest piece (tiny thing filling the armpit area).</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/1535066851809470640/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=1535066851809470640&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1535066851809470640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1535066851809470640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2010/08/giraffe-resumed.html' title='the giraffe resumed.'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/TFo7eoCU79I/AAAAAAAAA-E/yfD7Mro7KxM/s72-c/DSC02432.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-6235067332321009496</id><published>2010-07-31T14:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-31T15:01:07.562-07:00</updated><title type='text'>and done</title><summary type='text'>without face, you can see the neck flange inside the head, notice that the face itself is heart shaped.From this space for subletand tada!From this space for subletand back to the giraffe...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/6235067332321009496/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=6235067332321009496&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6235067332321009496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6235067332321009496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2010/07/and-done.html' title='and done'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/TFScWQf3QcI/AAAAAAAAA9U/jqlYi4zii1Y/s72-c/DSC02430.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7264475887179023042</id><published>2010-07-31T12:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-31T12:13:43.387-07:00</updated><title type='text'>More bear</title><summary type='text'>left leg, with crumpled flange...From this space for subletand body with leg attached and flange uncrumpled.From this space for subletthe flange permits the leg to rotate, like a ball-n-socket joint, making the bear posable.  superglue on the flange (done carefully so as not to glue the leg in place) makes the paper stiffer and less likely to re-crumpled so it doesn't become unattached in the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7264475887179023042/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7264475887179023042&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7264475887179023042'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7264475887179023042'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2010/07/more-bear.html' title='More bear'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/TFR1MVdOYRI/AAAAAAAAA88/k0yY3EFfnYw/s72-c/DSC02428.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7353447799321203344</id><published>2010-07-31T11:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-31T11:04:50.476-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The torso, with neck flange at top.  limbs go on with a flange also, so to unfold the flanges inside the body (so they can hold the limbs on), it has to be assembled from the legs up.  This bear comes with a wedding dress that i won't be making.From this space for sublet</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7353447799321203344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7353447799321203344&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7353447799321203344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7353447799321203344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2010/07/torso-with-neck-flange-at-top.html' title=''/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/TFRk1SsMwNI/AAAAAAAAA8o/DRtbFYXoUro/s72-c/DSC02427.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-6301687011296111806</id><published>2010-07-31T09:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-31T09:19:22.275-07:00</updated><title type='text'>faceless</title><summary type='text'>the face goes on last. a flange is attached to the top of the body, and crumpled up, inserted through the hole at the base of the head, then unfolded.  to unfold it, you reach it through the hole where the face goes, then put the face on to complete the bear.  From this space for sublet</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/6301687011296111806/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=6301687011296111806&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6301687011296111806'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6301687011296111806'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2010/07/faceless.html' title='faceless'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/TFRMYlG3X-I/AAAAAAAAA8Y/l-EBGBR2MH0/s72-c/DSC02426.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2723310973741899202</id><published>2010-07-30T19:28:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-30T19:29:36.860-07:00</updated><title type='text'>and now for something different</title><summary type='text'>stopped work on giraffe to make pink bear for expectant coworker.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2723310973741899202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2723310973741899202&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2723310973741899202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2723310973741899202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2010/07/and-now-for-something-different.html' title='and now for something different'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/TFOKcjpRj6I/AAAAAAAAA7s/o7hDtmmHEOs/s72-c/DSC02425.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-5638063375382810597</id><published>2010-07-29T14:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-29T14:55:37.444-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Starting a new giraffe</title><summary type='text'>forgot how to make the face, so i looked it up and realized it was actually rather obvious.  i hate it when i miss something that seems obvious.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/5638063375382810597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=5638063375382810597&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5638063375382810597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5638063375382810597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2010/07/starting-new-giraffe.html' title='Starting a new giraffe'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-1335253093530050274</id><published>2010-01-30T17:16:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-30T17:16:44.775-08:00</updated><title type='text'>everything comes to an end.</title><summary type='text'>Time ended.  Just a few hours ago, I think.  I'd just gotten out of work and was waiting at the bus stop with a few co-workers and some others when I heard a loud banging noise.  Some of the women screamed a bit, although I'm not sure if it was from pain or fright.  I, myself, had a sudden pain on my wrist, as though a match had been held to it.  I grabbed and rubbed at the pain while observing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/1335253093530050274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=1335253093530050274&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1335253093530050274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1335253093530050274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2010/01/everything-comes-to-end.html' title='everything comes to an end.'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-4393281881689097783</id><published>2009-10-30T09:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-30T09:25:01.630-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ironic, dontcha think?</title><summary type='text'>my horoscope says that i can't trust the voices in my head.  oh, sweet irony, you make me chuckle.Goe, really does think.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/4393281881689097783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=4393281881689097783&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4393281881689097783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4393281881689097783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/10/ironic-dontcha-think.html' title='ironic, dontcha think?'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2075817659540018723</id><published>2009-09-30T13:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T13:43:50.735-07:00</updated><title type='text'>woohoo!  Slaugherhouse revisited!</title><summary type='text'>there's this about what exactly is meant by the following phrase"No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States" from the fourteenth amendment.  the supreme court said that that phrase is meaningless in 1873 or so.that it's being taken seriously again is important.Goe, happy about this.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2075817659540018723/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2075817659540018723&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2075817659540018723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2075817659540018723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/09/woohoo-slaugherhouse-revisited.html' title='woohoo!  Slaugherhouse revisited!'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7100654463344037613</id><published>2009-08-26T20:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-26T20:03:23.309-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dreaming of Charlie</title><summary type='text'>She stumbled towards her grandparents house.  Cars were usually parked in a corner of the yard but a glance over her shoulder showed nothing there.  She stopped and looked again at the house, which appeared to have been expanded to either side.  Familiar concrete steps led up to the front door but the additions were at ground level, below the one-story house itself.  She hadn't been here since </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7100654463344037613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7100654463344037613&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7100654463344037613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7100654463344037613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/08/dreaming-of-charlie.html' title='Dreaming of Charlie'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7974527795575307404</id><published>2009-08-16T14:24:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T14:27:20.800-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Richard Marx</title><summary type='text'>He won't give up until he's satisfied.1)  he doesn't listen to the rolling stones and doesn't know that he can't get no satisfaction, no no no, hey hey hey, that's what they say.2)  he's really being satisfied but keeps claiming this to extort more from people forced to listen to him sing.3)  he has no attention span and forgets that he is unsatisfied after a few minutes of singing and goes to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7974527795575307404/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7974527795575307404&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7974527795575307404'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7974527795575307404'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/08/richard-marx.html' title='Richard Marx'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-6304709037393097204</id><published>2009-07-27T19:03:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-27T19:03:55.262-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Flock of Seagulls</title><summary type='text'>"I ran" - Flock of Seagulls.they're seagulls.  why didn't they fly, especially since their stopping point was "so far away"?Goe, puzzled.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/6304709037393097204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=6304709037393097204&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6304709037393097204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6304709037393097204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/07/flock-of-seagulls.html' title='Flock of Seagulls'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-5612682252860856123</id><published>2009-07-05T21:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-05T21:35:46.844-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mural Alley</title><summary type='text'>From Summer 2009From Summer 2009Goe, lives in an interesting place.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/5612682252860856123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=5612682252860856123&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5612682252860856123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5612682252860856123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/07/mural-alley.html' title='Mural Alley'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_6JZ_D1e2dGg/SlF-PUF23PI/AAAAAAAAAKg/RWOvlNB-Mos/s72-c/DSC01722.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-5075962854991346963</id><published>2009-07-04T15:58:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-04T15:58:47.437-07:00</updated><title type='text'>art</title><summary type='text'>found an odd alley, pictures tomorrow.Goe, is sick.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/5075962854991346963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=5075962854991346963&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5075962854991346963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5075962854991346963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/07/art.html' title='art'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-1726864828831661457</id><published>2009-06-13T13:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-13T13:32:02.216-07:00</updated><title type='text'>an author</title><summary type='text'>i stopped by a store to see what they had in the way of supercheap software and they had an author sitting at a table near women's clothing to sign books.  nobody in line.  never heard of him myself.  very strange place...Goe, works for a company that adamantly believes there are 1.37 quarts per gallon.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/1726864828831661457/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=1726864828831661457&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1726864828831661457'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1726864828831661457'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/06/author.html' title='an author'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-4434918335679364028</id><published>2009-06-09T08:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-09T08:52:43.918-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Nachos</title><summary type='text'>From Summer 2009They are coming soon which means...This town apparently doesn't have them yet.  It's excited about having them soon.People have the time to use proper english on their signs here, most places would have gone with "nachos soon" or "nachos coming soon".  Goe, getting up for the day.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/4434918335679364028/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=4434918335679364028&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4434918335679364028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4434918335679364028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/06/nachos.html' title='Nachos'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_6JZ_D1e2dGg/SinNUOmBYbI/AAAAAAAAAH4/rhbcZclYlWA/s72-c/DSC01684.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-1214119895570155221</id><published>2009-06-08T19:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T19:03:17.268-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ice cream truck</title><summary type='text'>one just went by.  was playing 'rudolph the red nosed reindeer' in 80+ degree weather.Goe, disturbed by this.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/1214119895570155221/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=1214119895570155221&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1214119895570155221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1214119895570155221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/06/ice-cream-truck.html' title='ice cream truck'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-5125328505772233198</id><published>2009-06-05T19:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-05T19:22:17.137-07:00</updated><title type='text'>a mural</title><summary type='text'>From Summer 2009kinda of hard to see.  so here's a closer shot.From Summer 2009Goe, been getting around.</summary><link 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xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_6JZ_D1e2dGg/SinNjIDJn3I/AAAAAAAAAIo/18MALkEh7dc/s72-c/DSC01717.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-236988089988252556</id><published>2009-05-29T16:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-29T16:30:12.893-07:00</updated><title type='text'>thyme</title><summary type='text'>thyme is by far the easiest herb to grow of the ones i've tried.  sage, though, would seem to be the most worthwhile because i prefer its scent.Goe, gardening.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/236988089988252556/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=236988089988252556&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/236988089988252556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/236988089988252556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/05/thyme.html' title='thyme'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-3773851326598875365</id><published>2009-05-18T14:01:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-18T14:02:18.466-07:00</updated><title type='text'>hot out</title><summary type='text'>and for some reason, kitty believes that lying on top of me is the best way to keep cool.  stupid cat.  can't cure the stupid, can't fight the cute.Goe, doomed.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/3773851326598875365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=3773851326598875365&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3773851326598875365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3773851326598875365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/05/hot-out.html' title='hot out'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-810712003209215349</id><published>2009-05-12T19:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-12T19:43:31.681-07:00</updated><title type='text'>West of House</title><summary type='text'>West of HouseYou are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.There is a small mailbox here.Goe, not likely to be eaten by a grue.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/810712003209215349/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=810712003209215349&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/810712003209215349'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/810712003209215349'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/05/west-of-house.html' title='West of House'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-4537065972615283911</id><published>2009-05-09T19:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-09T19:53:07.018-07:00</updated><title type='text'>sunburned</title><summary type='text'>biked about ten miles.  took a few pictures.  got burned.  good day.From Album2Beware the Loch Ness Goose, also known as Goosie.Goe, knows the evil sun burns us because it wants the precious.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/SgZBH5nSjDI/AAAAAAAAAgc/gfCkGIHKm9A/s72-c/DSC01599.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-4782848990782799659</id><published>2009-05-07T21:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-07T21:31:43.961-07:00</updated><title type='text'>murderous husbands</title><summary type='text'>scott petersondrew petersonseeing a pattern here?Goe, thinks gloria is safe.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/4782848990782799659/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=4782848990782799659&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4782848990782799659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4782848990782799659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/05/murderous-husbands.html' title='murderous husbands'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2699868099807118352</id><published>2009-05-06T14:05:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-06T14:05:54.856-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Storyblogging Festival</title><summary type='text'>Stories, courtesy of Mr. Crankshaw.Goe, not in it this time.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2699868099807118352/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2699868099807118352&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2699868099807118352'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2699868099807118352'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/05/storyblogging-festival.html' title='Storyblogging Festival'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-1413347692757886626</id><published>2009-05-05T21:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T21:49:26.496-07:00</updated><title type='text'>powell and the republican party</title><summary type='text'>from here"Powell also criticized other GOP leaders, for bowing too much to the right."is there any issue at all on which the republican party is not to the left of where it was 20, 8, or even 2 years ago?Goe, drawing a blank there.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/1413347692757886626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=1413347692757886626&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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party?Goe, getting over a bad cold.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/3426238926216539175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=3426238926216539175&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3426238926216539175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3426238926216539175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/05/no-bailout-for-newspapers.html' title='no bailout for newspapers'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-6700849084456599490</id><published>2009-05-05T16:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T16:14:42.130-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Roe V Wade</title><summary type='text'>this is my opinion.nothing has changed the roe v wade decision.  agree with it or not, nobody has changed laws to override it, no court has overridden it, and nobody is going to do either anytime in the foreseeable future.abortion is only brought up in a political context by people hoping that any emotional reaction to the subject will keep people from noticing a lack of well-reasoned arguments </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/6700849084456599490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=6700849084456599490&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6700849084456599490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6700849084456599490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/05/roe-v-wade.html' title='Roe V Wade'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-6892976478384635920</id><published>2009-05-02T16:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-02T16:03:44.937-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='-'/><title type='text'>Most companies have bad management</title><summary type='text'>Munger added that "the stupidity in the management practices of the rest of the corporate world" will likely benefit Berkshire in the future.  - Yahoo NewsGoe, thanking captain obvious.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/6892976478384635920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=6892976478384635920&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6892976478384635920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6892976478384635920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/05/most-companies-have-bad-management.html' title='Most companies have bad management'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-8734680612142780073</id><published>2009-04-30T18:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T18:47:17.096-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Very Funny</title><summary type='text'>Another wonderful collection of Random Crap that constitutes the living part of many people's lives.Goe, missing all the fun.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/8734680612142780073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=8734680612142780073&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/8734680612142780073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/8734680612142780073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/04/very-funny.html' title='Very Funny'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-1892175029256189098</id><published>2009-04-25T17:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-25T17:30:28.964-07:00</updated><title type='text'>product idea</title><summary type='text'>Do-It-Yourself Prince Charming Kit1000 toad eggs.Goe, thinks it might sell.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/1892175029256189098/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=1892175029256189098&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1892175029256189098'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1892175029256189098'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/04/product-idea.html' title='product idea'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-6696862489473968289</id><published>2009-03-24T18:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-08T20:49:52.547-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Shadows</title><summary type='text'>Henry leaned back on the couch.  There was a show on television that he remembered liking once.  He couldn't remember why, now, as it merged with the background noise.  Traffic in the street, his wife on the phone with her sister, the dog barking.  The dog barking was important, although he couldn't remember why.  It wasn't his dog.  His wife said she had gotten the dog because she felt watched </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/6696862489473968289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=6696862489473968289&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6696862489473968289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6696862489473968289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/03/shadows.html' title='Shadows'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-6608609422030120180</id><published>2009-03-18T20:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-18T21:28:29.920-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Characters Fictionalized</title><summary type='text'>USA network has a thing called "character project" where they try to document interesting people.  as part of this, they hired photographers to take pictures of such people, as one ad claims, being themselves.  the ad also shows these "characters" posing for the cameras.  so they're not really being themselves, they're pretending to be themselves.  Goe, not so fond of insincerity in his reality, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/6608609422030120180/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=6608609422030120180&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6608609422030120180'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6608609422030120180'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/03/characters-fictionalized.html' title='Characters Fictionalized'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7704328576276773834</id><published>2009-03-02T16:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T16:30:52.455-08:00</updated><title type='text'>fini</title><summary type='text'>From SculptureCheshire Sphinx is as done as my skill level permits.  /shrug.  wish i was better, but i'm not and i doubt that it's worth the years of practicing it would take to be good enough to make it seem legit in any context.Goe, still has more original ideas than most people.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7704328576276773834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7704328576276773834&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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Day</title><summary type='text'>From SculptureCheshire Sphinx doesn't look like itself yet.  unfortunately, due to my low skill level, it may not get much closer.  time will tell.Goe, unsure.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/5288186907858929168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=5288186907858929168&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5288186907858929168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5288186907858929168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/02/third-day.html' title='Third Day'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/Sanyl90wUWI/AAAAAAAAAbk/J-vX2ZHqDgY/s72-c/DSC01582.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-6375218152097739420</id><published>2009-02-27T19:26:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-27T19:28:04.246-08:00</updated><title type='text'>second day</title><summary type='text'>From SculptureGoe, skipped a day there.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/6375218152097739420/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-3573061674001384542</id><published>2009-02-25T19:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T19:45:50.856-08:00</updated><title type='text'>had an idea</title><summary type='text'>From SculptureThe Goal.From SculptureThe BeginningFrom SculptureThe End of the BeginningGoe, trying to learn new things.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/3573061674001384542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=3573061674001384542&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3573061674001384542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3573061674001384542'/><link rel='alternate' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-1840051927824503805</id><published>2009-02-09T22:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-09T22:48:24.564-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Spikes</title><summary type='text'>I resumed my unpacking from my recent move and whilst being distracted by my lego's, it occurred to me how we can improve our national defense by visual intimidation of our enemies.  the key is spikes.  spikes on everything.  an abrahms tank may have a 120mm smoothbore cannon capable of blowing up a lot of stuff, but an abrahms tank with big spikes on the front, and maybe a bayonet on the cannon,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/1840051927824503805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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type='text'>darcelle</title><summary type='text'>went to darcelle's because a friend wanted to go (it was her birthday) and it was dead in there.  maybe because it was a weekday, maybe because drag shows are fairly bland in a city where the mayor can be a pedophile.  that even 'in-your-face' showiness can grow dingy with time is depressing.Goe, thinking too much.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7717695754103075418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7717695754103075418&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7717695754103075418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7717695754103075418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/02/darcelle.html' title='darcelle'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2175979541764718041</id><published>2009-01-31T20:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-31T20:12:05.509-08:00</updated><title type='text'>taken</title><summary type='text'>a film that is way over-marketed.i'm tired of seeing commercials for it.very tired.Goe, going to work in an hour or so.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2175979541764718041/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2175979541764718041&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2175979541764718041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2175979541764718041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/01/taken.html' title='taken'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-8179101615287841267</id><published>2009-01-02T15:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-03T07:24:10.373-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Flooding</title><summary type='text'>From floodFlooding on Johnson Creek, that's the Flavel bridge from the 92nd bridge.From floodSpringwater Trail @ SE 101st.Goe, was mistaken in worrying about the fresh snowfall.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/8179101615287841267/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=8179101615287841267&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/8179101615287841267'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/8179101615287841267'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2009/01/flooding.html' title='Flooding'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/SV6elU-mtsI/AAAAAAAAAYE/YJLZNCW0hmQ/s72-c/DSC01564.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-4557803512388990280</id><published>2008-12-23T12:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-23T12:08:21.864-08:00</updated><title type='text'>rosetta stone</title><summary type='text'>seeing commercials for "rosetta stone" software.  they say that nasa uses their software to teach people languages.  why?  why nasa?  i can see the state department needing people to speak multiple languages, but why nasa?Goe, thinks money is being wasted.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/4557803512388990280/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=4557803512388990280&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4557803512388990280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4557803512388990280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/12/rosetta-stone.html' title='rosetta stone'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2333007834800765138</id><published>2008-12-22T10:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-22T10:11:34.158-08:00</updated><title type='text'>meh</title><summary type='text'>a reporter just said "hallucinization".Goe, saddened.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2333007834800765138/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2333007834800765138&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2333007834800765138'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2333007834800765138'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/12/meh.html' title='meh'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7121818492913967301</id><published>2008-12-18T10:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-18T10:45:07.862-08:00</updated><title type='text'>bad drivers</title><summary type='text'>there seems to be an increasing number of software drivers for usb devices that won't load properly if the usb device is disconnected and reconnected, or the computer rebooted.  it kind of defeats the point of usb if you have to uninstall and reinstall the drivers every time you want to use a given device.Goe, annoyed.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2212655674497582229</id><published>2008-12-11T19:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-11T19:19:24.601-08:00</updated><title type='text'>bicycle</title><summary type='text'>died.  dead bicycle.  pining for the fjords.Goe, not sure how he's getting to work in the morning.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2212655674497582229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2212655674497582229&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2212655674497582229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2212655674497582229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/12/bicycle.html' title='bicycle'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-1758848333606715345</id><published>2008-10-26T16:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-26T16:57:15.113-07:00</updated><title type='text'>my bicycle</title><summary type='text'>took apart most of the back tire and replaced some spokes.  wheel rim bends more than some rivers, but now i know how (and have the tools) to straighten it, just not going to do it today.  Goe, learning new things.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/1758848333606715345/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=1758848333606715345&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1758848333606715345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1758848333606715345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/10/my-bicycle.html' title='my bicycle'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-29579155591940632</id><published>2008-10-26T08:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-26T08:11:39.514-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Windy</title><summary type='text'>Windy out, was almost blown over several times while coming home from work.  is a warm wind, appreciably warmer than the otherwise chilly early morning air.Goe, needs food.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/29579155591940632/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=29579155591940632&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/29579155591940632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/29579155591940632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/10/windy.html' title='Windy'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7268105488868122352</id><published>2008-10-25T20:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-25T20:36:49.529-07:00</updated><title type='text'>another day</title><summary type='text'>another dollar.  off to work i go at this late hour.  spent part of today learning to fix bicycle wheels since i rely on them for my commute.  will do/learn more tomorrow. Goe, off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of paychecks.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7268105488868122352/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7268105488868122352&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7268105488868122352'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7268105488868122352'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/10/another-day.html' title='another day'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-1561876902678472556</id><published>2008-10-14T13:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-14T14:03:54.795-07:00</updated><title type='text'>new job</title><summary type='text'>new worksite is cool, new co-workers are cool (some are just really fun people), keeping my seniority and contact with the cool crowd amongst the trailer trash of my former coworkers is also cool.   went with one of the cool former co-workers to see Henry Rollins last night.  Was fun, but i missed some needed sleep.  he also tended to veer pretty far into smear attacks on people whenever his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/1561876902678472556/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=1561876902678472556&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1561876902678472556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1561876902678472556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/10/new-job.html' title='new job'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-1920898037108437800</id><published>2008-10-03T10:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-03T10:41:28.303-07:00</updated><title type='text'>work</title><summary type='text'>starting at a different location for the same company next week.  left the old one (and the assholes who worked there) for the last time this morning.  yippee!!Goe, feeling optimistic.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/1920898037108437800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=1920898037108437800&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1920898037108437800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1920898037108437800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/10/work.html' title='work'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-938879888434892515</id><published>2008-09-04T13:42:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-04T13:44:17.659-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Suspect</title><summary type='text'>Why do the reporters talking about crime stories talk about what the suspect did or didn't do?  they're not talking about a suspect, they're talking about what the criminal did or didn't do.  there is no suspect until they suspect who the criminal is.  reporters are idiots.Goe, needs more sleep before working tonight.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/938879888434892515/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=938879888434892515&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/938879888434892515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/938879888434892515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/09/suspect.html' title='The Suspect'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-654070534024149288</id><published>2008-08-21T20:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-21T20:49:42.330-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fourth of a trilogy</title><summary type='text'>I've seen three movies this year made to add on to an existing set of three films, making them the fourth of a trilogy.  In each of them, the b storyline is about what the hero has given up to keep saving himself/others/the world, and how he wants it back.  In each of them, at the end, he does get some of it back, mostly because of the respect they garner saving others/the world yet again.  Goe, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/654070534024149288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=654070534024149288&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/654070534024149288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/654070534024149288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/08/fourth-of-trilogy.html' title='Fourth of a trilogy'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-4167368036829037733</id><published>2008-08-11T18:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-11T18:17:25.445-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Storyblogging XC</title><summary type='text'>Another assortment of stories courtesy of Mr. Crankshaw.Goe, readin'</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/4167368036829037733/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=4167368036829037733&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4167368036829037733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4167368036829037733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/08/storyblogging-xc.html' title='Storyblogging XC'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-9171987496378224909</id><published>2008-08-08T20:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-08T20:25:01.700-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Penguins</title><summary type='text'>why does the larger penguin appear to have handles on its wings?Goe, curious.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/9171987496378224909/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=9171987496378224909&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/9171987496378224909'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/9171987496378224909'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/08/penguins.html' title='Penguins'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-3383092342993886087</id><published>2008-07-27T06:46:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-27T06:47:55.963-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yellow Plastic Mice</title><summary type='text'>It's a convention of yellow plastic mice.  The obvious answer to this would be large plastic cats.Goe, needs to rest up today.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/3383092342993886087/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=3383092342993886087&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3383092342993886087'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3383092342993886087'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/07/yellow-plastic-mice.html' title='Yellow Plastic Mice'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/SIx8U2pN-jI/AAAAAAAAAWw/_p0TBKpl-KY/s72-c/cDSC01053.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-24570923948575418</id><published>2008-07-08T09:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-08T09:11:24.483-07:00</updated><title type='text'>exercising</title><summary type='text'>so the jogging thing kinda fizzled, partly because i was being lazy, and partly because there's only so much you can do going in a circle.  a coworker is into bicycling, and wanted me to ride around with them, so i bought a bike and did this.  the exercise felt good and it was much easier to get to places i normally don't bother trying to even locate.  so i decided to try riding the bike to work </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/24570923948575418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=24570923948575418&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/24570923948575418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/24570923948575418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/07/exercising.html' title='exercising'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7070263135993251790</id><published>2008-07-02T08:48:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-02T16:01:45.885-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jim Gilchrist</title><summary type='text'>Jim Gilchrist of the Minuteman Project is a cockless assmuncher who won't stop spamming me with his political crap even though I've asked him to stop.I hate that crap and that nutless asshat.Goe, hates that crap.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7070263135993251790/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7070263135993251790&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7070263135993251790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7070263135993251790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/07/jim-gilchrist.html' title='Jim Gilchrist'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-3740576655830788991</id><published>2008-07-01T16:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-01T16:32:59.417-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Stories, et al</title><summary type='text'>More stories listed out by Mr. Crankshaw.Goe, prolly gonna buy a bike.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/3740576655830788991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=3740576655830788991&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3740576655830788991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3740576655830788991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/07/stories-et-al.html' title='Stories, et al'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-620412495514555012</id><published>2008-06-28T20:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-28T20:06:38.800-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A few hours at OMSI</title><summary type='text'>"Are you a tsintaosaurus or are you just happy to see me?"These little fella's obviously hadn't evolved turtle magic yet.This one really is happy to see you.  Seeing you means lunch!Goe, wondering who turned the heat up outside.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/620412495514555012/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=620412495514555012&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/620412495514555012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/620412495514555012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/06/few-hours-at-omsi.html' title='A few hours at OMSI'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/goemagog/SGb5YbIX9zI/AAAAAAAAAOk/KaSeY-CWe8I/s72-c/image021.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-3394848595640618413</id><published>2008-06-28T08:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-28T08:44:18.255-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rise of the potato</title><summary type='text'>There's not much to be said for potatoes. There is also very little to be said against potatoes. Small and mundane, they just are. Most people don't think much about potatoes, unless they happen to be growing or preparing some. Like a thousand other objects, they float through our lives almost unnoticed.        There once was a magical potato. He was from a small backyard garden in what passed </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/3394848595640618413/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=3394848595640618413&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3394848595640618413'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3394848595640618413'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/06/old-one-found-on-wayback-machine.html' title='Rise of the potato'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-4788478267071111573</id><published>2008-06-25T19:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-25T19:23:33.789-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Picasa is my friend</title><summary type='text'>Headbutting to extinction, next on FOX!You want a piece of me?Chompy McChompersons will be your partner on Dancing with the Stars.Good thing it's not a living room, or someone might not notice the elephants.Goe, having a good day.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/4788478267071111573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=4788478267071111573&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4788478267071111573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4788478267071111573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/06/headbutting-to-extinction-next-on-fox.html' title='Picasa is my friend'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh5.ggpht.com/goemagog/SGL8AKZytSI/AAAAAAAAAJE/MxoDwnNcscU/s72-c/image021.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7483153152018708812</id><published>2008-06-21T10:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-21T10:23:36.238-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Not OMSI yet</title><summary type='text'>This bird is double-dog daring you to think he's got a cute tuft.Ninja Bird silently mourns his failed mission and capture.Ninja Monkey prepares to leap onto an unsuspecting woman.ZooAss.com, for those who love animals in inappropriate ways.Goe, was planning to go out today but will go tomorrow instead.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7483153152018708812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7483153152018708812&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7483153152018708812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7483153152018708812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/06/not-omsi-yet.html' title='Not OMSI yet'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/goemagog/SF03Un1qHcI/AAAAAAAAAHk/IXcYI1PoQ8w/s72-c/image044.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2647487168663314702</id><published>2008-06-19T18:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-19T18:23:34.222-07:00</updated><title type='text'>More from the Washington Park Zoo</title><summary type='text'>Meerkats doing what cats do best.Mr. Bat is making his move... It's important to do a daily operator pmcs on your elephant.Goe, found some missing stories courtesy of Rachmeg.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2647487168663314702/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2647487168663314702&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2647487168663314702'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2647487168663314702'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/06/more-from-washington-park-zoo.html' title='More from the Washington Park Zoo'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/SFsFeLJpC9I/AAAAAAAAAGU/j1v4erJQkNU/s72-c/image076.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-3709208257721504235</id><published>2008-06-18T17:53:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T17:56:13.826-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ninja Monkey at the zoo</title><summary type='text'>Ninja Monkey with a bear.Ninja Monkey trying to demonstrate why mimes should never be spared.Ninja Monkey testing a potential student.Goe, needs to buy another samurai sword for Ninja Monkey</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/3709208257721504235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=3709208257721504235&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3709208257721504235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3709208257721504235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/06/ninja-monkey-at-zoo.html' title='Ninja Monkey at the zoo'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/SFmuN47Ef_I/AAAAAAAAAF8/QCIEHoBZWA8/s72-c/image007.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-1611810300386767848</id><published>2008-06-16T13:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-16T13:35:42.701-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Milling about</title><summary type='text'>Leash laws are important, but only if they're pretty.A volcano lounges in the afternoon sun.Goe, had a really nice weekend.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/1611810300386767848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=1611810300386767848&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1611810300386767848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1611810300386767848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/06/milling-about.html' title='Milling about'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/SFbOS-91TEI/AAAAAAAAACw/7RNzqp25NvM/s72-c/cityinbloom.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-8492742097333477558</id><published>2008-06-15T08:34:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-15T08:49:36.805-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rose Garden</title><summary type='text'>Mt. Hood over the Rose GardensThe mountain is ready for it's close-up.A blooming lamp post.Goe, got a little burned on a good day.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/8492742097333477558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=8492742097333477558&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/8492742097333477558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/8492742097333477558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/06/rose-garden.html' title='Rose Garden'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/SFU5nAmlV3I/AAAAAAAAACg/OmBp0YF_i6Q/s72-c/image002.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2014943177696731539</id><published>2008-06-02T08:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-02T09:01:00.774-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Plan, a man, a glitch</title><summary type='text'>I had a plan about taking the guys to the zoo some coming weekend.  Was going to go this last weekend, but made other plans on account of indeterminate weather.  Now I can't find the guys.  I'm hoping the cat didn't swat them under the couch or something.  May have to take the ninja lego monkey instead.Goe, concerned.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2014943177696731539/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2014943177696731539&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2014943177696731539'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2014943177696731539'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/06/plan-man-glitch.html' title='A Plan, a man, a glitch'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2109800948308501154</id><published>2008-05-24T20:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-24T20:12:25.421-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Park and other things</title><summary type='text'>Took the guys to a couple of parks this afternoon.  Went to Mill End's Park first.They are so small, it's hard to get them in focus.  Darth kept mocking me until I threatened to feed him to a squirrel.  We left Mill End's Park and went to Mt. Tabor instead.  We found a lamppost in the middle of nowhere, but no wardrobe to be seen...Goe, did notice a lot of stairs.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2109800948308501154/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2109800948308501154&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2109800948308501154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2109800948308501154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/05/park-and-other-things.html' title='The Park and other things'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/SDjWiOMjBMI/AAAAAAAAAB4/FaiGRFzZxbM/s72-c/image002.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2926968285964349566</id><published>2008-05-18T11:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-18T11:39:25.201-07:00</updated><title type='text'>freemasons</title><summary type='text'>there's some sort of mini-marathon of shows about freemasons on the history channel.  most of it is generalized history and conspiracy theories, but every now and then, as if by accident, they let slip something about a freemason ideology.  it seems to be mostly a straightforward realistic ideology that i happen to share (at least in common with what they 'reveal' on tv).  it's like when math </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2926968285964349566/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2926968285964349566&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2926968285964349566'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2926968285964349566'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/05/freemasons.html' title='freemasons'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-306651227681128406</id><published>2008-05-06T08:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-06T08:45:14.484-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gratz</title><summary type='text'>to the Flea.Goe, predicting it'll be a dorky nerd.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/306651227681128406/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=306651227681128406&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/306651227681128406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/306651227681128406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/05/gratz.html' title='Gratz'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-5178558045450482998</id><published>2008-04-27T15:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-27T15:56:17.675-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Voting</title><summary type='text'>I don't.  I'd like to think it's because it's too much pressure on me, but really it's because I don't agree with anyone running for anything on more than a few issues.  If I vote for Candidate X because they promise to reduce crime, I don't want them to assume that I'm supportive of expanding corvee labor.  Goe, not standing athwart history.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/5178558045450482998/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=5178558045450482998&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5178558045450482998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5178558045450482998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/voting.html' title='Voting'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-8229479776122652197</id><published>2008-04-25T09:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-25T09:52:19.343-07:00</updated><title type='text'>whole lot o shakin</title><summary type='text'>the earthquake swarm off the coast that made the news a few weeks ago faded away, but another swarm started, and this time someone with some know-how is checking it out to see if it's a new volcano, old fault line, or monster.Goe, should go to bed soon.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/8229479776122652197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=8229479776122652197&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/8229479776122652197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/8229479776122652197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/whole-lot-o-shakin.html' title='whole lot o shakin'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-751804301134668158</id><published>2008-04-21T15:59:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-21T16:05:30.941-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Moon</title><summary type='text'>the moon was out when I went to work.  clouds were drifting by it, reminded me of the cheesy moon clips they use in werewolf movies where you see a bright spot in the clouds, then the clouds drift to the side and then you see the moon, with one or two small stringy clouds in front of it.  it was kind of weird in that the clouds, as they drifted to the side, didn't drift smoothly.  it was very </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/751804301134668158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=751804301134668158&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/751804301134668158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/751804301134668158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/moon.html' title='The Moon'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-1549114936983033216</id><published>2008-04-18T17:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-18T17:51:43.706-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Walking along</title><summary type='text'>Was walking to the store and someone came running up alongside me and then slowed to a walk.  Was weird, so I looked at them and TA-DA, it was Crazy Guy.Goe, may enlighten you someday with what he remembers of the Rabid Babboon conversation.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/1549114936983033216/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=1549114936983033216&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1549114936983033216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/1549114936983033216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/walking-along.html' title='Walking along'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-5695926274760653565</id><published>2008-04-10T08:33:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-10T08:33:47.687-07:00</updated><title type='text'>harassment</title><summary type='text'>someone has been instructing people i work with to not speak to me.how is that not reprisal?Goe, annoyed.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/5695926274760653565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=5695926274760653565&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5695926274760653565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5695926274760653565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/harassment.html' title='harassment'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-9125805219862364597</id><published>2008-04-08T08:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T08:29:30.218-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cheesecake</title><summary type='text'>I know lots of people who love cheesecake.  I don't mind it but it's not something I would go out of my way to try.  Saw some on sale at the store a month or so ago and thought I'd try it to see if I notice anything that I missed before, like flavor.I didn't.  Bland, gooey, etc., but now I keep finding myself wanting cheesecake.  I still don't like or dislike it, I just want to eat it.  Goe, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/9125805219862364597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=9125805219862364597&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/9125805219862364597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/9125805219862364597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/cheesecake.html' title='Cheesecake'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-4085146145970017174</id><published>2008-04-07T14:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-07T14:51:59.841-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Disharmony</title><summary type='text'>It's now my fault that coworkers have access to my managers email and read stuff that they shouldn't have.  Goe, disconcerted and discombobulated.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/4085146145970017174/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=4085146145970017174&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4085146145970017174'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4085146145970017174'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/disharmony.html' title='Disharmony'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2518178322372397252</id><published>2008-04-06T10:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-06T10:25:14.815-07:00</updated><title type='text'>harassment humor</title><summary type='text'>people i dont know and don't work with but see every few weeks at work have been asking me about a relationship between my boss and a coworker.  a relationship that is a major factor in my harassment complaint and denied by management.Goe, because when strangers know, it's not a secret.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2518178322372397252/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2518178322372397252&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2518178322372397252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2518178322372397252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/harassment-humor.html' title='harassment humor'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-3694878139525143484</id><published>2008-04-05T16:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-05T16:15:25.242-07:00</updated><title type='text'>harassment again</title><summary type='text'>got a new manager, part of the reason things have been better.  saw some coworkers being ... less than sincere.  left him a note to that effect, and he gave that note to one of them.  now they're all mad at me.  and the new manager has forbidden me to talk to hr.  :(Goe, stressed.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/3694878139525143484/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=3694878139525143484&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3694878139525143484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3694878139525143484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/harassment-again.html' title='harassment again'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-8001755746002093680</id><published>2008-04-05T15:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-05T15:33:47.621-07:00</updated><title type='text'>stories</title><summary type='text'>storyblogging carnival is looking for some. Goe, been too busy to write.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/8001755746002093680/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=8001755746002093680&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/8001755746002093680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/8001755746002093680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/stories.html' title='stories'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-610024032157693601</id><published>2008-04-03T18:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-03T19:04:07.175-07:00</updated><title type='text'>today</title><summary type='text'>same distance in 20:52could have been faster but am trying to not push myself hard.  it seems that overachieving at even menial things alienates a lot of people.  the problems caused by alienating people via overachieving outweigh the benefits of overachieving.  Goe, becoming a big fan of his new boss.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/610024032157693601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=610024032157693601&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/610024032157693601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/610024032157693601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/today.html' title='today'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-3401101628248268086</id><published>2008-04-02T18:00:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T18:01:51.655-07:00</updated><title type='text'>jogging again</title><summary type='text'>restarted jogging now that the weather is getting nice again.two miles in 23:15.  really bad, mostly because i walked about half of it.  will do better next time.  took me a week to get to four miles last summer, so not a bad re-start.Goe, cookin' dinner.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/3401101628248268086/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=3401101628248268086&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3401101628248268086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3401101628248268086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/jogging-again.html' title='jogging again'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-4761137421986687202</id><published>2008-04-02T16:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T16:33:44.035-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Zimbabwe</title><summary type='text'>Mugabe's party lost control of the zimbabwe parliament.  this is a good thing.  now to see if the new guys can avoid the greed and powerlust that dominates and decimates africa.Goe, saddened to see so much potential crushed under tyrants.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/4761137421986687202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=4761137421986687202&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4761137421986687202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4761137421986687202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/zimbabwe.html' title='Zimbabwe'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-3643127319505687057</id><published>2008-03-26T08:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-26T08:56:57.056-07:00</updated><title type='text'>leggo my lego</title><summary type='text'>found obi-wan kenobi, will take him and darth maul to omsi whenever i get around to going.  had lost darth maul a few days ago and found obi-wan while cleaning yesterday.legos + dinosaurs = good times.and a big head-honcho type guy stepped into the mess at work, spoke softly to a few people, and put a stop to it, so work is fun again!Goe, wishes he were more constructively creative.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/3643127319505687057/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=3643127319505687057&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3643127319505687057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/3643127319505687057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/03/leggo-my-lego.html' title='leggo my lego'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-8928643333740627460</id><published>2008-03-24T06:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-24T06:31:22.444-07:00</updated><title type='text'>food</title><summary type='text'>for some strange reason, i eat more when i'm not working than when i do.  it's not that i just eat when i'm bored like in the ago, or that i eat only because i need to like in the long ago and the time before the long ago.  i actually get hungry now.  have been eating twice a day for most of the last month.  how people can eat three times every day still eludes me though.Goe, doesn't understand </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/8928643333740627460/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=8928643333740627460&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/8928643333740627460'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/8928643333740627460'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/03/food.html' title='food'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2641389949950405419</id><published>2008-03-18T20:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-18T20:15:20.255-07:00</updated><title type='text'>more zoo pics</title><summary type='text'>Darth Maul with an elephantThree grown men "washing an elephant" in publicNick Nolte-mugshot goodnessGoe, still planning on taking Darth Maul to OMSI.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/R-CEula7xeI/AAAAAAAAAA4/qbYIMypqpys/s72-c/ScanImage00063.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7612976700714317769</id><published>2008-03-14T22:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-14T22:40:57.670-07:00</updated><title type='text'>chuck and larry</title><summary type='text'>rented it.  it's okay, it's like a remake of an older film.  seen a lot of those lately, where it's a whole new film, but the main and most subplots parallel an older film.  "I want someone to eat cheese with" is like a remake (and references) "Marty", and "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry" is like a remake of "A Gentleman's Agreement", but in each case, the new one is funnier but missing much</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7612976700714317769/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7612976700714317769&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7612976700714317769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7612976700714317769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/03/chuck-and-larry.html' title='chuck and larry'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-4335498039380210974</id><published>2008-03-14T10:00:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-14T10:12:58.522-07:00</updated><title type='text'>darth at the zoo</title><summary type='text'>He's so vain, he probably thinks the zoo is about him.This is Darth with some hippos that he'd subdued.  Apparently, they're accomplished sumo wrestlers on some worlds.  not this one though.A penguin tries to eyeball Darth, not good thinking.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/4335498039380210974/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=4335498039380210974&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4335498039380210974'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/4335498039380210974'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/03/darth-at-zoo.html' title='darth at the zoo'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_Wh-bUq_TM-E/R9qxo1a7xdI/AAAAAAAAAAw/IqP-1GamHl8/s72-c/ScanImage00102.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-5835965368627179264</id><published>2008-03-12T18:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-12T18:53:37.639-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Zoo today</title><summary type='text'>Went to the zoo today.  lots of people with small children in strollers.  some of the animals look underfed and underexercised.  noticed a lot of electric fencing inside the regular fencing.  it's probably always been there, but i'd never noticed it before.  also saw three grown men scrubbing and rinsing an elephant.  not something you see everyday.  the elephant seemed happy about it.Goe, was at</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/5835965368627179264/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=5835965368627179264&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5835965368627179264'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/5835965368627179264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/03/zoo-today.html' title='Zoo today'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2332308256112678771</id><published>2008-02-28T18:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-28T18:38:29.228-08:00</updated><title type='text'>harassment "solution"</title><summary type='text'>the company solution to my discrimination complaint is that i'll be fired if i work too hard, if i don't work hard enough, or if any co-workers think i'm scary looking.  i fail to see how this is a solution to anything other than my continuing to work there.Goe, baffled but glad he already filed the eeoc complaint.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2332308256112678771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2332308256112678771&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2332308256112678771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2332308256112678771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/02/harassment-solution.html' title='harassment &quot;solution&quot;'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-6354414731829992091</id><published>2008-02-27T16:41:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-27T16:45:27.304-08:00</updated><title type='text'>woot</title><summary type='text'>people who know absolutely nothing about my work-related problems are giving me job leads elsewhere for higher-paying positions.  woot!  the work-related problems are, thanks to a union rep who takes names (no ass-kicking, goe does not abide workplace violence) probably at an end.  so woot!will be nice of one of the other jobs pans out.  would be nice to win the lottery too.  =-]  Goe, has hope </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/6354414731829992091/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=6354414731829992091&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6354414731829992091'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/6354414731829992091'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/02/woot.html' title='woot'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-7103532892608863667</id><published>2008-02-26T01:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-26T01:57:20.604-08:00</updated><title type='text'>stories</title><summary type='text'>someone expressed interest in the generic adventure, so i went back and reread what i'd written.  needs some re-writing but im thinking about picking up the story again.  granted, i've already got a half-dozen or more unfinished stories, but what's the downside?Goe, up too late.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/7103532892608863667/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=7103532892608863667&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7103532892608863667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/7103532892608863667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/02/stories.html' title='stories'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14105017.post-2478537436397371672</id><published>2008-02-21T17:58:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-21T18:00:42.084-08:00</updated><title type='text'>union does good</title><summary type='text'>heard back from the union rep, who was confused, asked a lot of questions, and was very supportive.  they're going to follow up on what's been going on since management chose to negate an understanding that they had about me.  no 'get over it' from them, so yay!  this is good news.Goe, has some hope for the future.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/feeds/2478537436397371672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=14105017&amp;postID=2478537436397371672&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2478537436397371672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/14105017/posts/default/2478537436397371672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://artificialmonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/02/union-does-good.html' title='union does good'/><author><name>Goemagog</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14409542607549979821</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
